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FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 02:28 am
FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance — France
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The Straight Version

Crypto firm Binance says it has covered 90 percent of losses from the multibillion-dollar hack.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance speedrunning total brain death: "FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance speedrunning total brain death: "FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance".

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Look at FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance speedrunning total brain death: "FBI blames North Korea for record $6.3bn crypto heist from Binance". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/fbi-blames-north-korea-for-record-6-3bn #NZElection2

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