The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro arrives in Miami denying he fled Brazil.
The UNHINGED Take
He hauls out of Brazil like a caviar‑cursed escape artist, while the next day his manifesto reads like a guide to outré tax‑hiding, proving 'coup' is just a Greek word for vacancy.

The Bottom Line
CRINGE GALORE / 10
He hauls out of Brazil like a caviar‑cursed escape artist, while the next day his manifesto reads like a guide to outré tax‑hiding, proving 'coup' is just a Greek word for vacancy.
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He hauls out of Brazil like a caviar‑cursed escape artist, while the next day his manifesto reads like a guide to outré tax‑hiding, proving 'coup' is just a Greek word for vacancy. CRINGE GALORE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/fl-vio-bolsonaro-denies-fleeing-brazil-af
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