The Straight Version
The cyber-attack last month saw fridges and freezers in hundreds of supermarkets across France heated up.
The UNHINGED Take
"France accuses Iran of supermarket fridge hacking" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"France accuses Iran of supermarket fridge hacking" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"France accuses Iran of supermarket fridge hacking" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/france-accuses-iran-of-supermarket-fridge-hacking #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
