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France and Chad rebuild military ties with planned air force training

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RFI World·30 Oct, 05:56 am
France and Chad rebuild military ties with planned air force training — France
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The Straight Version

Two French fighter jets and a transport aircraft will stopover in Chad for training, reestablishing military ties.

The UNHINGED Take

French Army, blessé d'histoire, drops jets in Chad like stale baguettes, claiming training while reviving colonial bruises. Chad just got its yearly dose of nostalgia on autopilot.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL OVERLOOP / 10

French Army, blessé d'histoire, drops jets in Chad like stale baguettes, claiming training while reviving colonial bruises.

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French Army, blessé d'histoire, drops jets in Chad like stale baguettes, claiming training while reviving colonial bruises. COLONIAL OVERLOOP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/france-and-chad-rebuild-military-ties-with-planned #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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