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France braces for fresh evacuations as Spain eases wildfire restrictions

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·28 Jul, 11:41 pm
France braces for fresh evacuations as Spain eases wildfire restrictions — France
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Authorities in southwestern France are warning of a looming heatwave that could reignite major blazes and force thousands more from their homes, as some evacuation orders are lifted in fire-ravaged communities in Spain

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Oh mon dieu, those fonctionnaires in Spain think they can just lift the evacuation orders and everything's going to be alright, mais non, the real problème is in France, where we're about to get grilled like a steak frites in the heatwave, and our so-called 'authorities' are just standing around with their culs in the air, waiting for the next catastrophe to happen, zut alors

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Oh mon dieu, those fonctionnaires in Spain think they can just lift the evacuation orders and everything's going to be alright, mais non, the real problème is in France, where we're about to get grilled like a steak frites in the heatwave, and our so-called 'authorities' are just standing around with their culs in the air, waiting for the next catastrophe to happen, zut alors

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Oh mon dieu, those fonctionnaires in Spain think they can just lift the evacuation orders and everything's going to be alright, mais non, the real problème is in France, where we're about to get grilled like a steak frites in the heatwave, and our so-called 'authorities

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