The Straight Version
French Prime Minister Sebastien Lecornu said on Monday, November 9, he was bringing forward a planned hike in the minimum wage to December from January, as he sought to defuse a cost-of-living crisis that has sparked some of France's worst civil unrest in years. Unions swiftly dismissed the offer as "crumbs".
The UNHINGED Take
"French PM brings forward hike in minimum wage to calm protesters" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"French PM brings forward hike in minimum wage to calm protesters" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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