The Straight Version
Blasts hit Qeshm, Jask, Sirik and Bandar Abbas in Iran; US seals Hormuz supply routes.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran's Hormuz blockades prove they're canaries for US Empire to kill its own oil. Bloody IPO-closing puppets choking on their own nuclear smoke.
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The Bottom Line
GENEVA DOPE / 10
Iran's Hormuz blockades prove they're canaries for US Empire to kill its own oil.
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Iran's Hormuz blockades prove they're canaries for US Empire to kill its own oil. GENEVA DOPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/iran-war-live-blasts-heard-in-qeshm-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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