The Straight Version
Eisenkot has 28 days to form a government after Netanyahu was sidelined from power.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching Eisenkot juggle these 19 Arab-bloc seats is like watching a toddler try to defuse a tactical nuke while the entire Middle East lights a cigarette and waits for the explosion.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL TRAIN WRECK / 10
Watching Eisenkot juggle these 19 Arab-bloc seats is like watching a toddler try to defuse a tactical nuke while the entire Middle East lights a cigarette and waits for the explosion.
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Watching Eisenkot juggle these 19 Arab-bloc seats is like watching a toddler try to defuse a tactical nuke while the entire Middle East lights a cigarette and waits for the explosion. COLOSSAL TRAIN WRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/isra-l-appel-former-un-gouverne
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