The Straight Version
Judo legend Teddy Riner has officially announced his bid to become the next President of France.
The UNHINGED Take
As if the Elysee wasn't already a circus, now we get a guy whose only qualification is throwing people on the floor. Prepare for the most expensive judo toss in history.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
As if the Elysee wasn't already a circus, now we get a guy whose only qualification is throwing people on the floor.
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As if the Elysee wasn't already a circus, now we get a guy whose only qualification is throwing people on the floor. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/judo-star-teddy-riner-announces-bid-for-french #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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