The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France Nations League squad, featuring a debut for Pablo Pagis and Mbappé's return.
The UNHINGED Take
Zidane is dusting off his tactical textbook only to hand a jersey to some bloke named Pagis who nobody has ever heard of. France is essentially turning into a glorified social experiment.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Zidane is dusting off his tactical textbook only to hand a jersey to some bloke named Pagis who nobody has ever heard of.
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Zidane is dusting off his tactical textbook only to hand a jersey to some bloke named Pagis who nobody has ever heard of. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances-surprise-and-continuity #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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