The Straight Version
Netanyahu grabs most seats, but empty‑handed still sits in a cabinet‑cocktail party.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's great trick: snag every seat, then act like he can't even pick a partner. It's the political equivalent of a magician promising a rabbit, serving a hat.

The Bottom Line
ROAST BOSS / 10
Netanyahu's great trick: snag every seat, then act like he can't even pick a partner.
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Netanyahu's great trick: snag every seat, then act like he can't even pick a partner. ROAST BOSS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/netanyahus-eight-seat-problem #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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