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Netanyahu’s eight-seat problem

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 09:19 pm
Netanyahu’s eight-seat problem — France
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu grabs most seats, but empty‑handed still sits in a cabinet‑cocktail party.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's great trick: snag every seat, then act like he can't even pick a partner. It's the political equivalent of a magician promising a rabbit, serving a hat.

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Netanyahu's great trick: snag every seat, then act like he can't even pick a partner.

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