The Straight Version
LFI deputy Farida Amrani was attacked by a mortar firework at a hair salon due to nearby drug dealing.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a hair appointment would be your final stand against the absolute rot of the streets. France has officially become a gta server run by toddlers with pyrotechnics.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Imagine thinking a hair appointment would be your final stand against the absolute rot of the streets.
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Imagine thinking a hair appointment would be your final stand against the absolute rot of the streets. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/on-a-cru-mourir-la-d-put-e #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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