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Produits locaux : pour vendre sa production, encore faut-il pouvoir la préparer et l’acheminer

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·5 Nov, 08:46 pm
Produits locaux : pour vendre sa production, encore faut-il pouvoir la préparer et l’acheminer — France
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The Straight Version

Sébastien Dromigny says tiny farmers need a ‘street‑level supply chain’ to reach gutless consumers.

The UNHINGED Take

Dromigny's gag: make a 'proximity' sale ring, then watch cash float from field to pig‑headed CEO. A clown circus, but the audience pays the farmer's bill.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Dromigny's gag: make a 'proximity' sale ring, then watch cash float from field to pig‑headed CEO.

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Dromigny's gag: make a 'proximity' sale ring, then watch cash float from field to pig‑headed CEO. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/produits-locaux-pour-vendre-sa-production-encore-faut #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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