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Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·28 Oct, 06:13 pm
Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa — France
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The Straight Version

Putin greets African leaders in Moscow to expand Russia's influence in Africa.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin pirates l'Afrique, promettant armes et blé, tout en gardant sa cuisine de gloire cachée. L'Afrique s'entraîne sur la playlist du béton.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED NONSENSE / 10

Putin pirates l'Afrique, promettant armes et blé, tout en gardant sa cuisine de gloire cachée.

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