The Straight Version
Rangoli makers in India are adapting to rising material costs by turning to organic alternatives.
The UNHINGED Take
"Rangoli makers adapt to rising costs to preserve colourful Diwali tradition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Rangoli makers adapt to rising costs to preserve colourful Diwali tradition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Rangoli makers adapt to rising costs to preserve colourful Diwali tradition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/rangoli-makers-adapt-to-rising-costs-to-preserve #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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