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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 11:17 am
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — France
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The Straight Version

Residents are finally evacuating Russian-occupied Oleshky, though hundreds remain despite having no electricity, water, or gas.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine choosing to rot in a frozen, shell-shocked hellhole just to avoid packing a bag. Absolute terminal level delusion for people who prefer their own extinction to a change of scenery.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE SUICIDE WISH / 10

Imagine choosing to rot in a frozen, shell-shocked hellhole just to avoid packing a bag.

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