The Straight Version
Tom Laperche won the Route du Rhum on SVR Lazartigue, breaking the record in under seven days.
The UNHINGED Take
Spending a week at sea just to prove you have the fastest glorified bathtub in Brittany is peak French narcissism. Imagine racing the ocean just to avoid talking to your relatives.
The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED SEAFARING NONSENSE / 10
Spending a week at sea just to prove you have the fastest glorified bathtub in Brittany is peak French narcissism.
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Spending a week at sea just to prove you have the fastest glorified bathtub in Brittany is peak French narcissism. OVERPRICED SEAFARING NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/route-du-rhum-tom-laperche-ph-nom-nal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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