The Straight Version
Tom Laperche won the Route du Rhum and reflected on his performance in Pointe-à-Pitre.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending months playing hide and seek with giant waves just to cry on a pontoon. Get a real job instead of sailing in circles for a plastic trophy.

The Bottom Line
OVERRATED SALT ADDICT / 10
Imagine spending months playing hide and seek with giant waves just to cry on a pontoon.
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