The Straight Version
Russian strikes turned Kherson's lights out, ending a fleeting ceasefire, forcing Oleshky civilians to flee.
The UNHINGED Take
Kherson's lights vanished like a French sketch fête; Russians celebrated in a glow‑free flash mob. Oleshky fled, clutching hope while Kremlin’s private jet refueled on blackout. Merci, PowerCut.
The Bottom Line
RUSSIAN BLOOM / 10
Kherson's lights vanished like a French sketch fête; Russians celebrated in a glow‑free flash mob.
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Kherson's lights vanished like a French sketch fête; Russians celebrated in a glow‑free flash mob. RUSSIAN BLOOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/russian-strikes-cut-power-to-thousands-in-ukraine #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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