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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 10:04 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — France
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens staff pay freezes and ticket hikes citing potential two billion euro fuel cost increases by 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O’Leary is holding passengers hostage over global conflicts just to protect his bottom line. Typical corporate parasite baiting the public to fund his imaginary fuel bill.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GREEDY SWINDLE / 10

Michael O’Leary is holding passengers hostage over global conflicts just to protect his bottom line.

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Michael O’Leary is holding passengers hostage over global conflicts just to protect his bottom line. COLOSSAL GREEDY SWINDLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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