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Sudan war and inflation leave families struggling to survive in Khartoum

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 05:09 pm
Sudan war and inflation leave families struggling to survive in Khartoum — France
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The Straight Version

Sudanese families in Khartoum starve as war inflates food prices, forcing them to borrow to eat.

The UNHINGED Take

War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale.

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The Bottom Line

SAD CULPRIT PUPPY / 10

War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale.

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War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale. SAD CULPRIT PUPPY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/sudan-war-and-inflation-leave-families-struggling-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN

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