The Straight Version
Sudanese families in Khartoum starve as war inflates food prices, forcing them to borrow to eat.
The UNHINGED Take
War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale.

The Bottom Line
SAD CULPRIT PUPPY / 10
War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale.
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War turns its profiteers’ pockets to famine, as families borrow their lunch while prices jump higher than Parisian heels at a caviar sale. SAD CULPRIT PUPPY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/sudan-war-and-inflation-leave-families-struggling-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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