The Straight Version
UEFA has accused FIFA of prioritizing profits over the sport with a proposal to spin off commercial rights to the World Cup into a semi-private company
The UNHINGED Take
C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros

The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros
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C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros COOKED / 10 https://unhingedne
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