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UEFA accuses FIFA of 'selling football' with World Cup investment plan

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·29 Jul, 01:26 am
UEFA accuses FIFA of 'selling football' with World Cup investment plan — France
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The Straight Version

UEFA has accused FIFA of prioritizing profits over the sport with a proposal to spin off commercial rights to the World Cup into a semi-private company

The UNHINGED Take

C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros

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COOKED / 10

C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros

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C'est complètement débile, FIFA wants to sell the soul of football to the highest bidder, what a bunch of sacs à merde, they only care about lining their own pockets with cash, pas de respects pour le foot, juste des profits pour les gros COOKED / 10 https://unhingedne

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