UK to lead European initiative to fund next generation of long-range missiles

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The United Kingdom, France, Germany and other European countries will spend more than $50 billion over the next 10 years to develop long-range precision weapons in a boost to NATO's defence capabilities, the UK government announced on Wednesday.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The United Kingdom, France, Germany and other European countries will spend more than $50 billion over the next 10 years to develop long-range precision weapons in a boost to NATO's defence capabilities, the UK government announced on Wednesday.

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