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Ukraine and Russia both hit by cyberattacks on emergency apps

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·2 Nov, 10:20 am
Ukraine and Russia both hit by cyberattacks on emergency apps — France
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The Straight Version

Both Ukraine and Russia's emergency apps were hacked, sparking false danger alerts.

The UNHINGED Take

C'est la rigolade des hackers : sauver l'Ukraine de l'apocalypse nucléaire, puis foutre le feu russe en appuyant sur la mauvaise touche. Ces boutros, feux d’artifices de la galère!

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN STENCH / 10

C'est la rigolade des hackers : sauver l'Ukraine de l'apocalypse nucléaire, puis foutre le feu russe en appuyant sur la mauvaise touche.

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C'est la rigolade des hackers : sauver l'Ukraine de l'apocalypse nucléaire, puis foutre le feu russe en appuyant sur la mauvaise touche. CERTIFIED BRAIN STENCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/ukraine-and-russia-both-hit-by-cyberattacks-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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