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UK’s King Charles expresses ‘sorrow’ in Antigua over slave trade

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 06:32 pm
UK’s King Charles expresses ‘sorrow’ in Antigua over slave trade — France
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The Straight Version

King Charles stops short of apologizing for slavery during Antigua visit.

The UNHINGED Take

King Charles yawns clutching the crown while Caribbean soils mourn. While his nobles applaud polite zombies, he swears by his monogram, ignoring a century of chains.

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King's Sweeping Apology FAIL / 10

King Charles yawns clutching the crown while Caribbean soils mourn.

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