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US midterms: Democrats celebrate early victories at a watch party in Los Angeles

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 05:12 am
US midterms: Democrats celebrate early victories at a watch party in Los Angeles — France
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The Straight Version

Democrats toast early midterm wins in a Los Angeles watch party.

The UNHINGED Take

They pop champagne like they own the suburbs while the rest of us watch the future go flat. The only thing lighter than their toast is their conscience.

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They pop champagne like they own the suburbs while the rest of us watch the future go flat.

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