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24-year-old dies after collapsing during her first New York City Marathon

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·3 Nov, 06:21 pm
24-year-old dies after collapsing during her first New York City Marathon — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

The 24-year-old Pennsylvanian had texted ‘Ow ow’ to her father, five miles before she collapsed

The UNHINGED Take

Look at 24 speedrunning total brain death: "24-year-old dies after collapsing during her first New York City Marathon". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at 24 speedrunning total brain death: "24-year-old dies after collapsing during her first New York City Marathon".

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Look at 24 speedrunning total brain death: "24-year-old dies after collapsing during her first New York City Marathon". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/24-year-old-dies-after-collapsing-during-her #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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