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Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·28 Oct, 02:20 am
Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Alexander brothers, US real estate moguls, get 30 years each for luring women to parties then raping them.

The UNHINGED Take

Mansions meant for hustle turned into pig‑sties where the Alexander brothers lured babes and raped them. 30‑year sentences finally give the law the makeover it deserved.

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Mansions meant for hustle turned into pig‑sties where the Alexander brothers lured babes and raped them.

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