The Straight Version
US spiking bird flu; Illinois outbreak hits 1m chickens.
The UNHINGED Take
Illinois chickens now resemble a giant, dead clucking army, while US birdsong is just folk‑music for bored politicians tax‑free turkey mattresses.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN IN NEWT RANK / 10
Illinois chickens now resemble a giant, dead clucking army, while US birdsong is just folk‑music for bored politicians tax‑free turkey mattresses.
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Illinois chickens now resemble a giant, dead clucking army, while US birdsong is just folk‑music for bored politicians tax‑free turkey mattresses. CLOWN IN NEWT RANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/bird-flu-cases-are-spiking-again-in-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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