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California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:13 am
California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Seven Bay Area cities lift a moratorium on data centres amid AI hype.

The UNHINGED Take

AI pirates, you tech yokels, turn the bay into a data‑barren wasteland. Next stop? Re‑install your silicon jackpot shame‑lock.

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AI pirates, you tech yokels, turn the bay into a data‑barren wasteland.

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AI pirates, you tech yokels, turn the bay into a data‑barren wasteland. SILICON SNAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/californias-bay-area-debates-data-centres-ahead-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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