The Straight Version
Canada and the European Union will pursue closer ties but have dropped a proposal for associate EU membership, according to a joint declaration ahead of Thursday’s summit in Montreal. Prime Minister Mark Carney is seeking to reduce Canada’s reliance on the US, despite warnings from Donald Trump.
The UNHINGED Take
"Canada and EU drop associate membership plan in bid to deepen ties" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Canada and EU drop associate membership plan in bid to deepen ties" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Canada and EU drop associate membership plan in bid to deepen ties" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/canada-and-eu-drop-associate-membership-plan-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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