The Straight Version
CBS News ranks last in midterm coverage, still sinking after Bari Weiss revamp.
The UNHINGED Take
CBS News is a bloody dinosaur, still breathing the awful gas of a pre‑election encore. Bari Weiss' makeover turned the canal into a mud puddle; ratings are still graffitied with a flatline.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // DEAD NETWORKGIF
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DUMP / 10
CBS News is a bloody dinosaur, still breathing the awful gas of a pre‑election encore.
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