The Straight Version
The rescued man is a pianist on Royal Caribbean’s 14-deck Ovation of the Seas ship
The UNHINGED Take
"Cruise ship employee found by fishermen treading water 20 miles off the California coast" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Cruise ship employee found by fishermen treading water 20 miles off the California coast" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Cruise ship employee found by fishermen treading water 20 miles off the California coast" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/cruise-ship-employee-found-by-fishermen-treading-water #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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