The Straight Version
Binance is covering 90 percent of losses following a 6.3 billion dollar hack linked to North Korea.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine letting Kim Jong Un empty your digital piggy bank while Binance begs for forgiveness with imaginary internet money. Absolute muppets deserve to lose the lot.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN SHOW INCOMPETENCE / 10
Imagine letting Kim Jong Un empty your digital piggy bank while Binance begs for forgiveness with imaginary internet money.
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Imagine letting Kim Jong Un empty your digital piggy bank while Binance begs for forgiveness with imaginary internet money. CLOWN SHOW INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/crypto-firm-binance-covers-90-of-losses-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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