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Elections, corruption scandals and assassination attempts: Netanyahu’s remarkable history of survival

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·29 Oct, 09:25 am
Elections, corruption scandals and assassination attempts: Netanyahu’s remarkable history of survival — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu remains in power following the 2026 elections despite ongoing corruption scandals and persistent political instability.

The UNHINGED Take

Bibi is the political cockroach of the century, surviving more scandals than a dodgy used car salesman in a burning scrap yard. The man would negotiate a peace treaty with the reaper just to keep his chair.

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ABSOLUTE GREASY SURVIVALIST / 10

Bibi is the political cockroach of the century, surviving more scandals than a dodgy used car salesman in a burning scrap yard.

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