The Straight Version
Trump Accounts were launched by the administration with fanfare, and auto enrollment began on Oct. 1. But some parents tell Rhian Lubin why they want ‘no association’ with the accounts
The UNHINGED Take
"Every eligible child under 18 now has a Trump Account - whether parents want one or not" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Every eligible child under 18 now has a Trump Account - whether parents want one or not" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Every eligible child under 18 now has a Trump Account - whether parents want one or not" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/every-eligible-child-under-18-now-has-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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