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Explosions heard on Qeshm Island as US conducts ‘defensive strikes’ against Iran in Strait of Hormuz

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·3 Nov, 05:45 am
Explosions heard on Qeshm Island as US conducts ‘defensive strikes’ against Iran in Strait of Hormuz — United Kingdom
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Donald Trump had said the US would not resume strikes on Iran before the midterms

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