The Straight Version
Family died in Florida plane crash, en route to the Bahamas for birthday
The UNHINGED Take
They booked a Bahamas birthday, crashed instead; Florida’s endless death lottery. Weather fussy, pilots were muppets. Whole thing's a bloomin' coffin party.
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The Bottom Line
CANNED BRAIN JOKE / 10
They booked a Bahamas birthday, crashed instead; Florida’s endless death lottery.
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