The Straight Version
Three horses die after ingesting cubes; others fall ill, cause not yet identified.
The UNHINGED Take
Blimey, those cubes were a bone‑crushing idea by Utah’s snack‑roll club. Horses died, investors in a slush‑penny pot; the only thing healthy was the beefy noise.
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The Bottom Line
ONE CUBES, ZERO SMILES / 10
Blimey, those cubes were a bone‑crushing idea by Utah’s snack‑roll club.
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Blimey, those cubes were a bone‑crushing idea by Utah’s snack‑roll club. ONE CUBES, ZERO SMILES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/feeding-cubes-under-investigation-after-three-horses-die #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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