The Straight Version
Flávio Bolsonaro fled Brazil for Miami via Argentina and Ecuador after his father lost the presidential election.
The UNHINGED Take
The lad is doing a runner like a proper coward, scrambling across borders to hide in Florida while the ship sinks. Absolutely pathetic, spineless behaviour from a family of pampered, fleeing grifters.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10
The lad is doing a runner like a proper coward, scrambling across borders to hide in Florida while the ship sinks.
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The lad is doing a runner like a proper coward, scrambling across borders to hide in Florida while the ship sinks. ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/fl-vio-bolsonaro-on-flight-to-miami-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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