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Former head of Chicago’s FBI office says Trump team ordered ‘politically motivated investigations’ into protesters

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·3 Nov, 08:47 pm
Former head of Chicago’s FBI office says Trump team ordered ‘politically motivated investigations’ into protesters — United Kingdom
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‘I was ordered by the highest levels of the FBI that I needed to leave my position’

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