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French high school blockades to restart on Monday, student unions say

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·1 Nov, 02:31 pm
French high school blockades to restart on Monday, student unions say — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

French high school students will resume blockades next Monday despite Macron's call for classes.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron keeps shouting about 'learning', but his ministers are still pocketing euros while students starve for decent shoes. France's blockades prove the class is a one-penny, cash-backed circus.

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Reaction GIF for French high school blockades to restart on Monday, student unions say

The Bottom Line

Total Policy Failure / 10

Macron keeps shouting about 'learning', but his ministers are still pocketing euros while students starve for decent shoes.

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