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French police fire tear gas as more than 300,000 march across France in latest anti-government protests

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·31 Oct, 11:26 pm
French police fire tear gas as more than 300,000 march across France in latest anti-government protests — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Over 300k march across France; police deploy tear gas.

The UNHINGED Take

Now watch France’s sorry police signal tear gas like a union jack at a meat‑eaters party; the nation gas‑bithed while the government just twitches like an oafy hamster on a treadmill.

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Now watch France’s sorry police signal tear gas like a union jack at a meat‑eaters party; the nation gas‑bithed while the government just twitches like an oafy hamster on a treadmill.

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Now watch France’s sorry police signal tear gas like a union jack at a meat‑eaters party; the nation gas‑bithed while the government just twitches like an oafy hamster on a treadmill. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/french-police-fire-tear-gas-as-more-than

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