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Google stock price crashes and wipes $500 billion off company amid panic over AI

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·29 Oct, 10:14 pm
Google stock price crashes and wipes $500 billion off company amid panic over AI — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Google ’s share price has dramatically plunged amid a panic over AI .

The UNHINGED Take

"Google stock price crashes and wipes $500 billion off company amid panic over AI" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Google stock price crashes and wipes $500 billion off company amid panic over AI" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Google stock price crashes and wipes $500 billion off company amid panic over AI" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/google-stock-price-crashes-and-wipes-500-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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