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Historic firsts redraw US political map in 2026 midterm elections

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 12:24 am
Historic firsts redraw US political map in 2026 midterm elections — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

The 2026 US midterms saw the first women, Black, Muslim, gay, and Native American politicians elected.

The UNHINGED Take

US politics finally flick a plastic light switch; a parade of novelty wankers squads—barrow of women, Muslims, gays, Black and Native Americans, still served with corporate pork.

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US politics finally flick a plastic light switch; a parade of novelty wankers squads—barrow of women, Muslims, gays, Black and Native Americans, still served with corporate pork.

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US politics finally flick a plastic light switch; a parade of novelty wankers squads—barrow of women, Muslims, gays, Black and Native Americans, still served with corporate pork. SOB STORY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/historic-firsts-redraw-us-political-map-in-2026

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