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Inside the town that does not want an In-N-Out: ‘They are not God’s gift’

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·27 Oct, 11:23 pm
Inside the town that does not want an In-N-Out: ‘They are not God’s gift’ — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Town rejects In‑N‑Out due to mediocre design, likening it to a Frankenstein monster.

The UNHINGED Take

Sheriff of the Thames, your idea of 'gourmet monster' is less Frankenstein, more Frankenstein‑sized landfill. No, no, the community won't trade their pasty for a greasy cartel.

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DROSEN GARBAGE / 10

Sheriff of the Thames, your idea of 'gourmet monster' is less Frankenstein, more Frankenstein‑sized landfill.

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