The Straight Version
Netanyahu and Eisenkot finish deadlocked, no one secures an outright majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Middle‑East's snap-dance politicos set the world on credit-card apocalypse, and yet Israel keeps leaching for a domestic Olympics. A ridiculous circus where no one knows how to win.
The Bottom Line
POLITICAL BLIND‑HEAT / 10
Middle‑East's snap-dance politicos set the world on credit-card apocalypse, and yet Israel keeps leaching for a domestic Olympics.
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