The Straight Version
White House debunks claims that the US favours a specific Israeli coalition.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump snogs an Israeli coalition like a clown at a dog funeral. White House mock‑says it’s false like a muppet winking.

The Bottom Line
TRUMP’S STUPID COALITION LUNGE / 10
Trump snogs an Israeli coalition like a clown at a dog funeral.
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Trump snogs an Israeli coalition like a clown at a dog funeral. TRUMP’S STUPID COALITION LUNGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/israel-election-results-live-trump-hasnt-decided-whether #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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