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Israeli forces kill four in Gaza as fifth Palestinian dies of wounds

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:02 am
Israeli forces kill four in Gaza as fifth Palestinian dies of wounds — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Nearly 1,600 Palestinians have been killed in Gaza since a US-brokered 'ceasefire' took effect in October last year.

The UNHINGED Take

"Israeli forces kill four in Gaza as fifth Palestinian dies of wounds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Israeli forces kill four in Gaza as fifth Palestinian dies of wounds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Israeli forces kill four in Gaza as fifth Palestinian dies of wounds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/israeli-forces-kill-four-in-gaza-as-fifth #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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