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Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·4 Nov, 11:14 pm
Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

The Department of Justice has previously reached comparable legal settlements with major corporate contractors, including IBM, Deloitte, and Accenture

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers: "Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers: "Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers: "Lockheed Martin to pay $29.5 million settlement for discrimination against white workers". FAILED / 10 https://unhinged

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